NZ Politics Room 101 



Room 101



Red and yellow and pink and green
Purple and orange and blue,
I can sing a rainbow,
sing a rainbow,
sing a rainbow too.

Listen with your eyes
Listen with your ears,
and sing everything you see,
I can sing a rainbow,
sing a rainbow,
sing along with me.

Red and yellow and pink and green
Purple and orange and blue,
I can sing a rainbow,
sing a rainbow,
sing a rainbow too!



Helacious

Helen Clark is a witch and if you vote for her again you're going straight to hell.
If I was going to vote for a red, I'd vote for this one or this one or this one.



Atlas Shrugs

ACT claim to be a "liberal" party. But their policies are libertarian.
Libertarianism sucks.You may have squirted your ink-jets over Epsom, but you don't fool me, Squiddy :-)

(to the tune of "The Camptown Races")

Who's the Elder God we fear?
Cthulhu, Cthulhu!
Who sleeps on from year to year?
Cthulhu is his name.
Going to pray all night
Going to chant all day
'Til he rises from the ocean floor
Then we'll run away!



Capillary

a.k.a. Child Molester's Heritage Party


Nandor's Chicken Revolution

"J-DAY"? These guys must be really scraping the bottom of the bucket-bong for slogans if that's the best they can come up with. As if every day isn't a "J-DAY" for Nandor, so who the hell is he kidding?

The Green Party is a 20 dollar bag passing itself off as a 50. Here's a serious Green party with hairs on it's chest and fire in it's belly. Not my cup of chai, but they've certainly got their symbology down pat. Check it out: they're Nazis, but they're against violence. Confused? Maybe it's one of those things that only makes sense when you're stoned (like the Green Party policy manifesto).

RED Hot tip: Dolmio pasta jars make great water bongs (I heard). "We put the good things in, and you'll wear the Dolmio grin...". Sorry, that was tinny...



Legalise It!

Got the munchies?


NZ Farce

Clown.


Donnie Brashco

Lefty Ruggiero: Thirty years I'm busting my hump. What have I got?

Lefty: I'm a spoke on a wheel. I am, and so are you.

Joe Pistone: All my life I've tried to be the good guy, the guy in the white fucking hat. And for what? For nothing. I'm not becoming like them; I am them

Nicky: C'mon Donnie, let's fillet this fat fuck.

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